The whole programme

Both days, every session, and the breaks written down as breaks. Rooms are five minutes apart at the most and nothing is streamed, so pick with that in mind.

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Day one

Wednesday 12 May

  1. 08:30

    Doors, coffee, and the badge queue we promise is short

  2. 09:30

    What we broke this year and what we learned from it

    Vey Okonkwo

    Frontend
    • Main hall
    • Day one
  3. 10:20

    Ten thousand small machines and one very tired scheduler

    Marta Lindqvist

    Infrastructure
    • Main hall
    • Day one
  4. 11:10

    Break

  5. 11:40

    Reading your dependencies before somebody else does

    Dev Ramaswamy

    Security
    • Room two
    • Day one
  6. 12:30

    A billion rows a night, and why the boring approach won

    Noor Halvorsen

    Data
    • Room three
    • Day one
  7. 13:10

    Lunch, and the hallway track proper

  8. 14:30

    Type systems for people who insist they hate type systems

    Sena Brightwater

    Tooling
    • Room two
    • Day one
  9. 17:00

    Day one close, then the pub across the road

Day two

Thursday 13 May

  1. 09:00

    Doors and coffee, no queue this time

  2. 09:40

    Your build is slow and here are the numbers

    Quinn Abertay

    Tooling
    • Main hall
    • Day two
  3. 10:30

    Rendering, and the parts of the browser nobody admits to guessing at

    Vey Okonkwo

    Frontend
    • Room two
    • Day two
  4. 11:20

    Break

  5. 11:50

    The bill, read line by line, in front of everybody

    Marta Lindqvist

    Infrastructure
    • Main hall
    • Day two
  6. 12:40

    Lunch

  7. 14:00

    What happened to the data nobody has queried since 2021

    Noor Halvorsen

    Data
    • Room three
    • Day two
  8. 16:30

    Closing, thank yous, and where next year is

The programme is provisional until a fortnight before. Every session on this page is invented for the demo.

Some of who is speaking

Thirty five speakers across two days, chosen from an open call read without names attached.

  • Vey OkonkwoBuilds rendering engines, reluctantlyFrontend
  • Marta LindqvistRuns a very large fleet of very small machinesInfrastructure
  • Dev RamaswamySpends his days reading other people's dependenciesSecurity
  • Noor HalvorsenMoves several billion rows a night and sleeps fineData
  • Quinn AbertayHas opinions about build times and the measurements to matchTooling
  • Sena BrightwaterTeaches type systems to people who insist they hate themTooling

Every speaker on this page is invented for the demo, and so is the venue and are the dates. Replace them with your own before you publish, and do not advertise anybody who has not said yes.