The whole programme
Both days, every session, and the breaks written down as breaks. Rooms are five minutes apart at the most and nothing is streamed, so pick with that in mind.
Get ticketsDay one
Wednesday 12 May
08:30
Doors, coffee, and the badge queue we promise is short
09:30
What we broke this year and what we learned from it
Vey Okonkwo
Frontend- Main hall
- Day one
10:20
Ten thousand small machines and one very tired scheduler
Marta Lindqvist
Infrastructure- Main hall
- Day one
11:10
Break
11:40
Reading your dependencies before somebody else does
Dev Ramaswamy
Security- Room two
- Day one
12:30
A billion rows a night, and why the boring approach won
Noor Halvorsen
Data- Room three
- Day one
13:10
Lunch, and the hallway track proper
14:30
Type systems for people who insist they hate type systems
Sena Brightwater
Tooling- Room two
- Day one
17:00
Day one close, then the pub across the road
Day two
Thursday 13 May
09:00
Doors and coffee, no queue this time
09:40
Your build is slow and here are the numbers
Quinn Abertay
Tooling- Main hall
- Day two
10:30
Rendering, and the parts of the browser nobody admits to guessing at
Vey Okonkwo
Frontend- Room two
- Day two
11:20
Break
11:50
The bill, read line by line, in front of everybody
Marta Lindqvist
Infrastructure- Main hall
- Day two
12:40
Lunch
14:00
What happened to the data nobody has queried since 2021
Noor Halvorsen
Data- Room three
- Day two
16:30
Closing, thank yous, and where next year is
The programme is provisional until a fortnight before. Every session on this page is invented for the demo.
Some of who is speaking
Thirty five speakers across two days, chosen from an open call read without names attached.
- Vey OkonkwoBuilds rendering engines, reluctantlyFrontend
- Marta LindqvistRuns a very large fleet of very small machinesInfrastructure
- Dev RamaswamySpends his days reading other people's dependenciesSecurity
- Noor HalvorsenMoves several billion rows a night and sleeps fineData
- Quinn AbertayHas opinions about build times and the measurements to matchTooling
- Sena BrightwaterTeaches type systems to people who insist they hate themTooling
Every speaker on this page is invented for the demo, and so is the venue and are the dates. Replace them with your own before you publish, and do not advertise anybody who has not said yes.